instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

Plus the budget would be cut by millions.

Or you could give Christian Grey’s favorite song a listen. Y’know, the one that validates his shitty lifestyle by disregarding the word ‘no’.